Dante Elijah Puschiasis feels really uncomfortable describing himself. He was born in a nondescript and painfully average town in a country which is not particularly notable. He writes a lot of sad things even though an objective observer might tell you that he has no reasons to be sad. Sometimes he likes to go outside but usually he doesn’t. When given a choice of a jersey number for playing sports, he favors the number 11 and his favorite alcoholic drink is Jager.