Here she sits across from me
To know me in one night.
She may be a buddy’s friend,
maybe we swiped right.
I will grin and be polite
I will ask about herself,
but frankly this is bullshit
I am pulling teeth in hell.
But I guess I may as well,
My loved ones tell me so;
“Get up on that horse again,
‘Cause hey, you never know.”